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[thebestnation]

I'M REALLY AMERICA DAMMIT!

[The receiver is then hastily flung aside as Meriken breaks down. Kicking over tables, throwing chairs out the front door, breaking things. Finally she just runs from her house and proceeds to beat the hell out of her mailbox.

Take that communism

Take that other America

Take that doubts

Take that everyone who

Comments

[he_aintheavy]

Do not believe.

[thebestnation]

Sh-shut up! What do you know anyway?!

[he_aintheavy]

Know real Америка.

More of bastard.

[thebestnation]

Just because you know the other America, doesn't mean I'm not America too!

[he_aintheavy]

Only one Америка.

Or else will get rid of extra.

[thebestnation]

No! There are two of us! I would know since I'm one of them!

[he_aintheavy]

Still do not believe.

But think fake child as crazy as Америка.

[thebestnation]

I'm not a fake!

[he_aintheavy]

... Would fake child like soup.

[thebestnation]

I'm not a fake!

[...]

What kind of soup?

[he_aintheavy]

Child will feel alive next day.

[thebestnation]

So it's like an energy soup?

[he_aintheavy]

Very special ingredients.

Not found in any other soup.

[thebestnation]

Wow! That's some soup. What are the ratings? Is it good? If it is I want some!

[he_aintheavy]

Child will be first to taste.

[thebestnation]

Hmm...Sounds good! After all, if anyone's going to be the first to taste a new soup, it should be me!