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[thebestnation]

I'M REALLY AMERICA DAMMIT!

[The receiver is then hastily flung aside as Meriken breaks down. Kicking over tables, throwing chairs out the front door, breaking things. Finally she just runs from her house and proceeds to beat the hell out of her mailbox.

Take that communism

Take that other America

Take that doubts

Take that everyone who

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[is_an_island]

... What are you doing?

[thebestnation]

Venting.

[is_an_island]

About what? Being America?

I haven't heard any doubts about your existence.

[thebestnation]

Really!? Because every time someone comes along, all they can manage is oh you can't be America! America is a guy!

Even when they do say they believe me, they probably don't. Not really. They'll just say something like Russia: [And in a horrible, horrible attempt at imitating Russia] r"You're not really America"

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[is_an_island]

Oh, don't be absurd. You just have to meet them first. Any road, it doesn't even matter as long as you kno--

[is_an_island]

[is_an_island]

Do another imitation.

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[thebestnation]

Why?

[thebestnation]

Oh fine--

"Russia only hears what needs to hear. Does not listen to anything else because is fat bastard."

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[is_an_island]

AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! That stupid bastard! That's--that's brilliant! Blinking brill--absolutely ace--sounds exactly like him! Fat bastard! Such a fat--fat bastard.

[is_an_island]

Hahaha... ha...

[is_an_island]

[is_an_island]

Do--Do you think you can try a lisp? Well, not a lisp--more like a stumble--like instead of "England" it'd be "Engwand"--

I lol'd, and then bawwed ;~:

[thebestnation]

Ah--sure.

E-engwand.

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[is_an_island]

[is_an_island]

R-Right, something like that--