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06 flag

Oct 03, 2009 15:11

[All around town there are American flags hanging. Hung on fences, taped to windows, they are everywhere. In addition, everyone has a small basket of cookies sitting on their doorstep. They're shaped, and frosted to look like American Flags. Absolutely delicious right? Right.

Kou may notice a particularly large basket of cookies outside his bedroom ( Read more... )

cookies cookies everywhere, kou is totes her not!child, propoganda, take that mayfield, meriken

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kol_shevik October 3 2009, 20:59:04 UTC

Ah, Спасибо! Russia will never run out of tissue. Next time flu comes, will be extra prepared!

thebestnation October 3 2009, 21:23:43 UTC

It's not tissue!

kol_shevik October 4 2009, 01:17:32 UTC

[Over the phone, there is only the sound

of someone blowing their noise.]

thebestnation October 5 2009, 12:50:12 UTC

Get your nose off of those flags!

kol_shevik October 5 2009, 12:55:46 UTC

But they are gift from America to Russia! Oh, maybe can use as dish towels! Or for straining vodka! Have so many uses~

thebestnation October 5 2009, 13:00:34 UTC

But you aren't supposed to use a flag for those kinds of things! It's wrong!

[1/2] kol_shevik October 5 2009, 13:51:13 UTC

Is not Russia's flag! Hold no allegiance to it. Should not have left lying about so careless little America.

[2/2] kol_shevik October 5 2009, 13:52:02 UTC

...Hy! Russia knows what is going on here. Little America is really quite cute sometimes~

thebestnation October 5 2009, 14:37:23 UTC

You still don't go around blowing your nose it it!

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Cute? What are you talking about!?

kol_shevik October 5 2009, 14:53:45 UTC

Is only misplaced anger and confused feelings~ Like Russia says before, if little other America wishes to become one, is available anytime! Russia is very excited! Will give own oblast in house and can vacation at America's house on beaches and take stockpile of weapons and have really good census--

thebestnation October 5 2009, 14:59:44 UTC

[There's a lot of jumbled words that make no sense.]

But I don't want to become one! I'm just trying to influence you into becoming democratic!

kol_shevik October 5 2009, 15:06:09 UTC

Flags over windows are not very convincing argument, comrade.

[There's the sound of ripping cloth.]

thebestnation October 5 2009, 15:14:25 UTC

MY FLAG!

kol_shevik October 5 2009, 15:20:20 UTC

[OH GOD YES the sweet sound of America's screams.

More ripping.]

thebestnation October 5 2009, 15:54:33 UTC

[What is life!? Her poor flag, being ripped apart by communism!]

Stop that! You're going to end up killing freedom!

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