[You might be a new arrival. Or maybe you're someone who belongs here, being really confused by this event. Whoever you are, you're now noticing a rather cold sensation, and the feeling of a small... person? tugging at your pant leg.]
EXCUSE ME, HO. WOULD YOU HEE-MIND TAKING A LOOK AT THIS? IT'S VERY IMP-HO-TANT!
[Oh look, it's Jack Frost! ... And another Jack Frost. And another Jack Frost-- In fact, there are about two dozen Jack Frosts all eagerly looking up at you, holding up flyers with Hiro's face on them. A little ways away, if you're interested in why exactly you're being assaulted by the children of the cone, you can find Hiro - and a six foot tall
Black Frost deep in conversation.]
... really appreciate you coming to rescue me, but I don't see how this is going to help me win anyone over. Or why I needed to do that in the first place. I'm more interested in figuring out that weird island dream I had. It was pretty real. In fact... [Hiro pauses, frowning for a moment, then... he shakes his head.] ... Anyway, how did you even get so many Jack Frosts willing to help?
I JUST HEE-USED MY POWERS OF LOVE AND ANGER! PRETTY COOL, HUH BOSS-HO? NOW EVERY-HO-NE WILL LOVE YOU!
[Hiro just... stares at his friend-slash-mascot-slash-minion. Then he approaches whoever the Jack Frosts are trying to enable to join the Church of Hiro - the Jack Frosts all parting and making way for him like Moses and the Red Sea - giving the person a sympathetic look... and the Jack Frosts an incredulous one.]
... Sorry about this.