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[thebeigeone]

Would somebody else please talk to fitzkreiner about his sexual orientation? I want nothing more to do with the conversation.

...

And, erm, am I a bit too...well...too tactile sometimes?

Oh dear.

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[zoe_gosh_wow]

Why does Mr Fitz refuse to accept his latent homosexuality, Doctor?

[thebeigeone]

Because he is a very, very silly man, Zoe.

He's also even more repressed than I am.

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Perhaps you could become homosexual lovers?

[thebeigeone]

*takes Zoe gently by the shoulders and looks her straight in the eye*

Absolutely not.

[zoe_gosh_wow]

Why not?

[thebeigeone]

Because I make it a policy not to shag people who irritate me into near-homicidal rages.