Good grief.

[thebeigeone]

Barbarella just showed me what a body shot looked like. Most extraordinary thing.

Also quite extraordinary is how often chocolate keeps popping up in my conversations these days. Hmmm.

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[tegan_lj]

*grins*

*pats Five on the shoulder*

I'm glad you're in your adventurous mode. Chocolate comes up because it tastes better on you goes well with your frock coat. *licks fingers and grins*

Look...I've worked out a two week move in with Nine. You know...to go to Richey's PTA meetings, have tea, see if it's doable. It'll be just a nice holiday. And you'll have that privacy you were mentioning with Barb.

I'll be back in a couple of weeks, okay? Just a holiday. If you need me, just give a hollar, I can be back whenever. *frowns* I bet you'll just love the quiet. And I don't want to be kicked out of my bedroom by you while you shag.

[thebeigeone]

*pointed cough*

What privacy? Tegan, what on Gallifrey are you talking about? And why the devil does Richey have PTA meetings?

[tegan_lj]

Pri-va-cy. It means, without going and looking it up, that you want to be alone without the possibility of someone walking in.

That was the reason you didn't use the back room at the pub with her, I'd thought.

Besides, I don't want to be locked out of my room while you shag.

And Richey is in school, the poor lad. He's been looking for someone to make him cookies, have mother's meetings and things. It would make Nine happy as well. And since he cares about me, I want to make him happy.

[thebeigeone]

I didn't use the back room of the pub with anyone because--and do try to get this into your head this time, Tegan--I'm not shagging anyone.

Least of all your friend and partner in sexual crime Barbarella.

Er, isn't Richey a bit--well, old--for that sort of thing?

[tegan_lj]

I suppose he is, yes, but the fact is...he's still in school and his teachers wish to have a meeting.

Besides, he likes my cookies.

[thebeigeone]

...Well, you do make rather good cookies.

[tegan_lj]

Er...thank you?

Shall I bring you some when I come back?

[thebeigeone]

*waves hand*

If you like?

[tegan_lj]

*hands over a paper plate with cookies*

Double choco-chocochip fudge...

*licks fingers*

Don't eat them all at once.

*straightens the grey tweed business suit*

[thebeigeone]

You could...share with me...if you like.

*gestures with plate*

[tegan_lj]

*looks unsure*

I haven't put anything in it. Really. I made those for Richey and thought you would enjoy it.

[thebeigeone]

No! I mean...that was an offer, Tegan. Just--well, you know it's more fun to share brownies than eat them by yourself.

[tegan_lj]

Well, I'll have one.

*quietly, suggesting* You could use them with the Master. He'll accept it as part of a *cough*courting*cough* ritual.

*bites into the brownie* Do you need milk with yours?

Cripes, we do have milk, don't we?

[thebeigeone]

*somewhat snippily* The Master isn't around, now, is he?

Er, not sure about the sell-by date on it.

[tegan_lj]

*equally snippy* I'm just trying to support you, you know. *softens* I'm sorry he isn't.

I really did make these with a lot of chocolate, didn't I?

*licks fingers*

Did you want another?

[thebeigeone]

*sighs*

...It's very good chocolate, though, isn't it? I think I will have another, thank you.

I suppose we could make tea instead...