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thebearjew

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Sep 30, 2009 21:39

Where the hell's this?

...Did I survive that?

[ooc; forgot to say that action is welcome too, he's standing by the fountain shouting into what he thinks is his 'military communications device'.]

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voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 03:51:42 UTC

Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. I don't know. I can say you're not in Kansas anymore, or where ever you just came from.

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 03:55:37 UTC

Well, usually dead people don't get up and walk around.

I was in France.

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:02:15 UTC

I take offense to that.

France? What was that like?

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:10:30 UTC

Why? You seen that happen before?

Too much snail-eating, not enough baseball.

What's your rank?

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:16:13 UTC

You're talkin' to one.

No baseball?

.....wait....[chuckling] Rank?

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:18:30 UTC

Ha ha, very funny. And the French suck at baseball.

Yeah. You're operating the radio, what side're you with? Who's the supervising officer?

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:22:25 UTC

that's because they're French.

...I'm operating a Network Device. I'm not in the Army, or whatever. Trust me. You're...not on Earth anymore.

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:25:12 UTC

Ain't that the truth.

Okay spaceman, I'm all for joking around but I got some serious shit to report. Big H is down, y'know.

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:28:54 UTC

...the Big H?

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:31:48 UTC

Adolf Hitler, man. I shouldn't even be telling you this but you sound American, so I hope you're on our side.

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:35:37 UTC

Hitler. World War II.

France? You're in the Army and you just took down Hitler?

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:37:38 UTC

Yes. Machine gun to the face. Then the bombs went off, then I'm here.

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:39:36 UTC

So....it's 1945 for you, right?

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:42:59 UTC

No, 1944, you on drugs?

...Am I on drugs?

voice; thatdeadguy October 1 2009, 04:45:01 UTC

Well, 1945 was when the rest of the world found out the war was over, if I remember right.

No, I'm not on drugs, man. I can't answer for you. But, like I said, we're in this alternate dimension. This ain't Earth.

voice; thebearjew October 1 2009, 04:58:16 UTC

Well you'd think that news would get out faster.

...So, is this heaven or something?

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