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[thebearjew]

Okay, now this pisses me off.

There's only room for one bear here and it ain't one wearing retarded little sunglasses and talking like a goddamn idiot. You're soiling the good name of bears, man!

Anyone who bashes this thing's brain in gets a free haircut.

[ooc; interruption allowed, of course.]

Comments

[thebearjew]

Do I look like the kinda guy who hasn't bashed in a few brains?

[thebearjew]

Well, I'm not a moral compass, ma'am, I'm a soldier.

[thebearjew]

You'd rather see people get hurt than this dinky little bear?

[thebearjew]

I've done more for the world than this thing ever will, that's for sure.

If it's any consolation, if I had to pick between shooting a rat and shooting a Nazi, the rat wouldn't have to worry.

[thebearjew]

Now, we seem to have different problem solving techniques. I'm not really the 'grin and bear it' type, no pun intended.

[thebearjew]

Better. Than me.

Worst guy you've taken down?

[thebearjew]

Yeah, I guess that's alright.

I've just got, oh, I dunno. Adolf fuckin' Hitler.

[thebearjew]

Yes. And countless Nazis throughout the three years we were out there. Just me and ten other guys. But I'm the one who shot Hitler.

And then the whole place exploded so I didn't live through that, but I still got him.