Thank God it's getting warmer

[thebatwoman]

Because Gotham is incredibly damn cold in winter.

It's strange, Arkham actually looks very pretty from above. It's almost like it isn't the most horrific building in all of Gotham.

Churro vendors are surprisingly unwilling to give masked vigilantes free food.

Comments

[harvey_twoface]

Oh, hey. You again. Tell me, have you attacked any innocent civilians lately?

[thebatwoman]

I don't recall ever attacking any innocent civili-

Oh, you think you count as an innocent civilian? Ha!

[harvey_twoface]

What else would you classify me as? "Bacon-faced menace?"

[thebatwoman]

Your face doesn't actually look like bacon at all.

I suppose you're classified as a known serial killer who should probably be stopped first when attacking someone, and be asked questions later.

[harvey_twoface]

Thank you! Someone finally gets it!

Eh, I guess that's fair. But I'm sure your partner would tell you that actually I pose very little threat. I'm newly sane, you see.

[thebatwoman]

Actually, he told me you wouldn't really mind being smacked around by an attractive woman, and as long as I didn't bruise your face, I could go crazy.

[harvey_twoface]

He's not wrong. Let me know the next time you'd like to spar with someone who's actually taken a life. The Bat can only teach you so much.

[thebatwoman]

Your pick-up lines/sparring invitations are surprisingly charming, for a guy with half a face.

[harvey_twoface]

Heh. I get that a lot, actually.

Anyway, just something to keep in mind. The sparring invitation, not... Yeah.

[thebatwoman]

Of course.