The Weasley Legacy, Generation 1.0!
Hey there! I'm (finally!) posting my update for the legacy_writers legacy challenge. Our mission: Survive ten generations, starting with the same sim! This totally fabulous sim was created by dothesmustle.
So.
Hey there, Charlie Weasley!
Yes, I know, I'm a massive dork. Allow me to slip into Harry Potter-nerd mode by stating that Charlie Weasley does not get enough love.
And he totally should, because dragon wrangling's hot. In a fantastical sort of way.
So... that's why he's a Leo and a Romance sim! Not because it was voted that way. Although that combo's fun to play.
So, besides extremely rough skin and fevers, Charlie enjoys long walks on the beach blonde hair and makeup. But not if said made-up blonde is obese. Keep it healthy!
So Charlie is hardcore.
Charlie also does not get the Standardized Legacy Shack. He gets his very own... love... nest!
Baha. He can get struck by lightning while getting some afternoon delight!
Okay. And a toilet. I don't want the future spawn splashing in pee.
..And a phone. So he can call up the hotties. And I don't mean dragons.
MOAR GHETTOFABULOUSNESS!
So, uh, can I get a pizza that's piping hot? Just like me?
Hellooooo, Bedpost Notch #1. Hopefully.
BPN1: So my eggs aren't over easy. You're going to work for them.
...I mean, eggs are special, you know? I can't have my eggs be scrambled and shit?
Charlie: This chick is fucking nuts.
Charlie: LOOK, BITCH. IF I WANT TO MAKE SEXYTIME AND SCRAMBLE YOUR FUCKING EGGS, I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Notch #2? Or future notch?
Notch #3.
And #4! Damn. Yay for Selzi's face templates!
Charlie: So you should know. You are the hottest thing that's walked in this town.
Somewhere in the distance, #1: OMG YOU LITTLE BITCH
Charlie: Sooooo seeeexy.
Aha! Success?
Or, you know, maybe not. That's certainly attractive.
I guess Charlie thinks so!
That's a great reaction.
And that's a very sexy face. I know I want his pixel body right now.
Yeah, that really did suck, buddy.
Crap!
Mhmmm.
#4: Hey! Haaaay! Over here!
#4: OMG HE'S LOOKING AT MEEEEE YAY
Uh, creepy?
I agree. You don't need another redhead anyway, dear! Your recessive genes can duke it out with other hair colors.
Charlie: Check me out! I'm hot! Right? ...Right?
WHOA. Hey thurr, Notch #1!
Oh, hey, look! She's fabulous too, Charlie! A match made in... something.
The hood, maybe?
A suburban neighborhood. Ha.
So Charlie seems to like her, no?
Well, he's well on his way to scrambling her eggs.
#1: I IS FURTIVE, FOOLS!
Falling in love in front of a toilet. Oh, how romantic.
HA! I didn't even need you, hag!
Someone get the ketchup! Because I think they're making omelettes.
Charlie: EEEEEEE! I mean, heeeellls yes.
How precious.
So guess what their favorite activity is?
Go play 20 questions to find out. It's quite difficult, really.
LIARS!
#1: So, what sort of toys should we get our kids? I was totally into building blocks as a kid and...
Charlie: WHAT?!
Charlie: You know dresses? And how pretty you look in them? Well, you look even better with them off!
#1: ...and they're just so amazing! I mean, you can stack them!
...what do you mean, with it off?
Nice save, buddy!
Smart girl.
An HOUR after splashing in puddles, Miss Mensa realizes that it is, in fact, raining.
Oh, her name is Edith, BTW. And she brought in tons of money!
...EDITH? Random!
YAY. Autonomous cleaners rule. It means that I don't have to deal with bitchy maids!
Imagine that this was the makeover episode of America's Next Top Model and that Edie (like Grey Gardens!) just threw a huge bitch fit. It's more entertaining that way.
Splashing in pee this time, guys! She's definitely moved... down.
She's cute, though. Crazy cheekbones!
Edith: What? They're not that bad! *cuts finger on cheekbone*
I guess her teeth are sharp, too. Sharp like her puddle-splashing wit!
Edith: OMG I NEED FOOD
Um, why?
WHOA!
Took me long enough!
So.
Hey there, Charlie Weasley!
Yes, I know, I'm a massive dork. Allow me to slip into Harry Potter-nerd mode by stating that Charlie Weasley does not get enough love.
And he totally should, because dragon wrangling's hot. In a fantastical sort of way.
So... that's why he's a Leo and a Romance sim! Not because it was voted that way. Although that combo's fun to play.
So, besides extremely rough skin and fevers, Charlie enjoys long walks on the beach blonde hair and makeup. But not if said made-up blonde is obese. Keep it healthy!
So Charlie is hardcore.
Charlie also does not get the Standardized Legacy Shack. He gets his very own... love... nest!
Baha. He can get struck by lightning while getting some afternoon delight!
Okay. And a toilet. I don't want the future spawn splashing in pee.
..And a phone. So he can call up the hotties. And I don't mean dragons.
MOAR GHETTOFABULOUSNESS!
So, uh, can I get a pizza that's piping hot? Just like me?
Hellooooo, Bedpost Notch #1. Hopefully.
BPN1: So my eggs aren't over easy. You're going to work for them.
...I mean, eggs are special, you know? I can't have my eggs be scrambled and shit?
Charlie: This chick is fucking nuts.
Charlie: LOOK, BITCH. IF I WANT TO MAKE SEXYTIME AND SCRAMBLE YOUR FUCKING EGGS, I'LL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Notch #2? Or future notch?
Notch #3.
And #4! Damn. Yay for Selzi's face templates!
Charlie: So you should know. You are the hottest thing that's walked in this town.
Somewhere in the distance, #1: OMG YOU LITTLE BITCH
Charlie: Sooooo seeeexy.
Aha! Success?
Or, you know, maybe not. That's certainly attractive.
I guess Charlie thinks so!
That's a great reaction.
And that's a very sexy face. I know I want his pixel body right now.
Yeah, that really did suck, buddy.
Crap!
Mhmmm.
#4: Hey! Haaaay! Over here!
#4: OMG HE'S LOOKING AT MEEEEE YAY
Uh, creepy?
I agree. You don't need another redhead anyway, dear! Your recessive genes can duke it out with other hair colors.
Charlie: Check me out! I'm hot! Right? ...Right?
WHOA. Hey thurr, Notch #1!
Oh, hey, look! She's fabulous too, Charlie! A match made in... something.
The hood, maybe?
A suburban neighborhood. Ha.
So Charlie seems to like her, no?
Well, he's well on his way to scrambling her eggs.
#1: I IS FURTIVE, FOOLS!
Falling in love in front of a toilet. Oh, how romantic.
HA! I didn't even need you, hag!
Someone get the ketchup! Because I think they're making omelettes.
Charlie: EEEEEEE! I mean, heeeellls yes.
How precious.
So guess what their favorite activity is?
Go play 20 questions to find out. It's quite difficult, really.
LIARS!
#1: So, what sort of toys should we get our kids? I was totally into building blocks as a kid and...
Charlie: WHAT?!
Charlie: You know dresses? And how pretty you look in them? Well, you look even better with them off!
#1: ...and they're just so amazing! I mean, you can stack them!
...what do you mean, with it off?
Nice save, buddy!
Smart girl.
An HOUR after splashing in puddles, Miss Mensa realizes that it is, in fact, raining.
Oh, her name is Edith, BTW. And she brought in tons of money!
...EDITH? Random!
YAY. Autonomous cleaners rule. It means that I don't have to deal with bitchy maids!
Imagine that this was the makeover episode of America's Next Top Model and that Edie (like Grey Gardens!) just threw a huge bitch fit. It's more entertaining that way.
Splashing in pee this time, guys! She's definitely moved... down.
She's cute, though. Crazy cheekbones!
Edith: What? They're not that bad! *cuts finger on cheekbone*
I guess her teeth are sharp, too. Sharp like her puddle-splashing wit!
Edith: OMG I NEED FOOD
Um, why?
WHOA!
Took me long enough!