MacLouglins 3.5
Hey, Eve doesn't fail anymore! What a shocker.
You know, he really is hideous. I guess it's worth it, though, if Maria doesn't stand around snarling all the time?
So Ariel? Is so, so pretty.
Also, she's fun.
And guess what, guys? She knows it! I swear, this girl is the cockiest sim of all time.
I'm still ~*sexy*~
INTENSE!MARIA HATH RETURNED, PEOPLE!
Along with a pop.
Trevor's been reading Maria's smut novels. I don't know, though- Trevor's not really an HP Fanfic kinda guy. So now I must ask: What is Trevor's fandom?
He would be the perfect fanboy and everything.
Also, he enjoys watching porn.
EXCUSE ME. I AM AWESOME LOOK AT ME PLEASE HEY HEY GUYS LOOK
Seriously! I'm the hottest bitch around!
I love her.
THIS AGAIN GOD THIS BUCKING FLOWS
Ouch.
It's a boy, Jamie- if you can name the romance character you get a cookie!- with a mix of Pao's and Maria's skintones, Pao's eyes, and Maria's hair.
Ha! Forget my granddaughter! I'm still the hottest bitch around!
Are you ready?
BAHHH. That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
I'm surprised that Eve will even hold him. I mean, she was the one that was obsessed with having cute kids.
I think Maria really wants the title of Hottest Bitch with this outfit. I think she's begging for some Maria/Jack Sparrow smut.
Back off, bitch. He's mine. *fangirls*
Oliver's birthday!
Aw.
And aw, look, he smells! What good parenting, Maria.
He is so adorable. He was cuter as a toddler, though.
Taking the garbage out gets me high!
He is loved. This totally shocks me.
So Jamie is loved and Oliver is left to splash in puddles of pee?
Ariel's birthday!
...And she flashes us!
I am the hottest bitch around!
She is gorgeous, though.
And she knows it! What a surprise.
I guess we should determine Ariel's fandom, too. I don't know, she strikes me as a Draco Malfoy lover.
THIS HOMEWORK IS NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR ME
I guess splashing in puddles of pee has destroyed Oliver's bladder and its ability to function? Way to pull a Tycho Brahe, buddy.
*is an AP Euro nerd*
I'm glad Oliver is a well-adjusted child.
Even Ariel, she of the Supreme Cockiness, will love on Jamie!
Aw, I love you, Dad!
WAIT, NO I DON'T!
Hey, Dad, remember when you totally fucked up my marriage by cheating on my mom with my husband?
...Yeah, thanks for that!
Oh, scratch what I said about Ariel loving on Jamie.
SHE HAS LIMITS, PEOPLE.
Why is Draco Malfoy with Hermione?
He's supposed to be with me!
Whatever. I'm so hot, I'll change him.
Eve and Trevor are hardcore! Rocking out in their... bathing suits. At... three in the morning.
I'm working on the Steal a MacLoughlin post, BTW! I work on it whenever I've got time in between the show I'm in and school and whatnot. I promise I'll have it up sometime next week, since the fates have blessed me with a five-day break!
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