The Weasley Legacy, Generation 2.3
So let's check in on everyone!
Lena has... stopped being a spaz.
And has turned to alcohol instead! Well. Don't drink and drive, kiddo!
Look at her facial expression. ALCOHOL KIILLLLS! That's what she's thinking.
Lush. Not cool, dear! I can't have any potential heiresses stumbling about!
Isabel is a HARDCO' GAMER!
Isabel: AHHHHH THE AGONYYYYYY
Isabel: OH! That was surprisingly pleasurable!
...what kind of game are you playing, Isabel?
Felicia finds her little sister wonderful?
WRONG. Because she's boring, remember? Felicia! Don't lower yourself!
That's better. Crazy is always better.
Lucy is pissed!
Aw. She lost her best friend and lover, all in one, to her husband.
Poor baby.
Adolescence= MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER, MAKE ME A MATCH!
Plaaaayyying with maaatches, a giiiirl can get buuuurned!
Sooooo bring me no ring! Groom me no groom! Fiiiind me no find! Catch me no ca-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
REFUND!
But Isabel likes him!
Lena: *spazzes out* YOU. ARE. AN. UGLY. WHORE.
Isabel(obviously on something! look at that girl's face!): Wooahhhhh! Chill out there, spaz!
Really, Is.
Lena: How would you like it if I RIPPED YOUR HO-ASS NECK OFF?
Isabel: If I hide and show that I'm obviously high on something, can she see me?
Isabel: OR PERHAPS I shall show my evil genius instead!
Isabel: For one biiillion dollars!
Wrong finger, babe. And it goes at your mouth, anyway.
Uh-oh.
So how come everyone's daisy-fresh and happy?
OH.
Snaaap! I guess Charlie flirted with his wife?
Isabel: You. Me. Let's go.
Lena: Ohhh myyy!
She seems oddly ecstatic over Isabel seduction of her ugly date?
I guess she's taking her ecstasyfrustration out on her sister?
...?
Is she describing what I think she's describing?
Felicia: So they all told me that it was THIS BIG AND...
Felicia: So then we went into the hot tub over there and...
Julianna: HOHMYGOSH. HE DID NOT POP YOUR SODA TOP.
Felicia hasn't even had her first kiss yet.
Lena: So guess what? Our sister is a whore!
Lena: And she's obviously an idiot, because he was fucking hideous.
Felicia: So, well, Izzy! Guess what Lena told me about you?
Isabel: Oh, no. Oh, honey. I can talk trash so much better than her, it isn't even funny.
I love Isabel.
Isabel: *insert trash talking here*
Felicia: HOHMYGAWD!
HighLena: LOL, heeyyy guys! Whaaaaat?
It's THAT TIME! The Aging of The Baby Time!
My, she's quite dressed up. She's ready for the Oscars tomorrow!
(CONVERSATION STARTER! Who do you hope will win? My love is always for Johnny Depp - Benny and Joooon! Best movie ever!- but I really think Daniel Day-Lewis should win for Best Actor. Johnny should have won for Pirates! OKAY DIGRESSION OVER.)
(I do love me some Sweeney, though. How can a musical-theatre nut like me not?)
REALLY REALLY OVER THIS TIME.
She's cute!
Felicia: Oh my gosh, did you SEE the dress Lena wore? Soo hideous!
Felicia: Hahaha! You're sooo right! Isabel DOES walk like a robot!
Sensing a trend with Felicia here?
Shitstirring much, hmm?
And Lena's quite pissed about it.
Oh, no, wait. She's just bipolar.
Julianna: So I'm having the toughest time graphing this y=mx+b equation... I mean, I'm so used to it in point-slope form!
Felicia: So, dad, have you noticed Lucy and Alicia lately?
Isabel: Ha. I like addition. You plus me equals harmony! I got that pick-up line from dad. You like? I'm totally using it on my next conquest!
Charlie(offscreen!): I choose to IGNORE your shitstirring ways!
Isabel: I'm not an idiot, Julianna! I totally know math! Like I said... addition..
Isabel: BESIDES! I'm more into geography anyway! I'm taking my future loverboy to PARIS and ROME. Which are... far away from here. See? Geography, Julianna! LEARN IT!
...she isn't even a romance sim.
Felicia: HOW COULD DADDY IGNORE MY SHITSTIRRING WAYS!?
Isabel has decided to follow through with her lover-boy murmurrings.
Don't get too excited there!
But isn't that lighting awesome? All of the Weasleys look great in the winter lighting.
..Isabel will take him!
..no, she won't. SHE HAS STANDARDS!
...she's suddenly decided that!
She's drowning her sorrowfully tragic date in alcohol.
LUSH. Just like your sister. Can't you drown your sorrows in the looks of another hot boy, like a potential sperm donor boy?
Alas. I guess not.
Whoa! Don't literally drown, Is! Bel! Izzy! Whatever nickname I decide for you! POLL TIME! (or... not.. because I'm lazy!)
He's eyeing her! Creeeepy.
Dunnnn dun dun dun.
Yes! She rejected your cheating ways! With her... own cheating ways!
Pooooor baby.
Alicia: He isn't getting ANY OF THIS!
Lucy: YOU ARE A WHOOOOORE A MAAAAN WHOOOORE!
Lucy: Take THAT!
Lucy: Ahhhh. But you're soooo hoooootttttt.
Lucy: WAIT! I'm supposed to be MAD at you! GRRRRR! HISSSS!
Julianna: MY FAMILY IS BEING RIIIIPPED APAAAART, I SAY!
Lucy: MY MARRIAGE HAS BEEN RIPPPPPED APAAART! WOE IS ME!
Lucy: Can I still ogle his hot bod?
*headdesk* This family.
Charlie: CHARLIE ROAAAARRRRRRR andissexywhiledoingso!
Isabel: WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS JUST GETTING SOME ACTION FROM UGLY PAPER BOY!
No, be happy! You're evil, so you LIKE fights.
Ah. Another evil little child to follow in Is/Izzy/Bel's footsteps.
Felicia: Oh my gosh, Lena, you can't do stripper actions for money! That's sooo wrong! Besides, isn't that totally something Izzy would do, anyway?
Isabel: I'M RIGHT HERE.
They're used to her politically incorrect, shitstirring ways.
Julianna: Our family is breaking apart like a jigsaw puzzle!
Lucy: Oh, believe me. I know. And I can't even get your father OR his lover to tap me.
Lena loves her bitchy sister. Clearly.
She takes it out on the drums. Channel your anger!
Drums are Lena's antidrug. Besides alcohol, obviously.
Birthday!
My, you're excited, Madison. I bet you forgot her name, didn't you? Don't worry. You'll remember it soon enough.
Cute. Hope she grows into her smallish eyes, though.
..see? She's a little bitch! She hates her mom!
Madison: WHERE THE HELL IS A SHOWER IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE? I SMELL!
...children! swearing! Only Madison.
But look at that face! She's a winner!
Madison: Actually, wait. I SMELL SO HOT, MMM, PRACTICING POOR HYGIENE IS SO GREAT!
Crazy!
Madison: A TOILET? I HATE TOILETS.
Lucy: So, uhh, you want to be best friends again?
Alicia: Only if you wipe that makeup off your face!
Alicia: 'Cause you're looking like a clownish whore!
Lucy: FINE. You want to play that way? I'll just remember that you RUINED MY MARRIAGE.
AAAAAAND it begins. Again.
Will it ever end?
Wow! Don't mess with Alicia!
Why so scared, Madison?
HA. Look at Lena's face!
Lena: I MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT MY SISTER IS A BITCH.
Which one?
Lena: ALL OF THEM.
Madison: ...you...want HEELS? I HATE HEELS! I HATE SHOES! I HATE IT ALL!
Isabel is sad. They could have been bitchy together.
Madison: And for that matter, I hate you too!
Credit, because I've forgotten the past few updates, goes to dothesmustle and legacy_writers.