diet pepsi, you are my friend

[thebatman33]

i swear, now that i've been working out at phifer for the better part of the last two weeks, i've noticed that i tend to say weird things out loud to myself

maybe it's the adrenaline delirium or whatever you call it, but i came home today, opened my fridge and exclaimed, "diet pepsi, you are my friend"

i preceded to chuckle at myself

maybe i'm just fucking proud of myself

i'm working out
i'm still on atkin's
i've lost upwards of 30-35 lbs.
my muscle tone is starting to come back
my shirts fit better
my shorts are falling off my ass
my new belt is a goddamn savior

i've lost a friend recently, who wasn't actually a friend in the first place, now that i really think about it

and i'm totally glad that i had that realization

i mean, i'm not good at talking to women anyway, but a constant cock block and ridiculer is not what i need

it's like cutting the bad parts out of a fruit
or cutting a sports team

ya gotta do it, and it turns out way better in the end

but anyway, i've been to vague about things that everybody knows anyway, so i'll stop

piece, i'm out

biatches

chris

p.s. somebody please shoot arnold schwarzenegger, please?