HELL YES, i'm doing another list!!!
"ABOUT WHAT?" you may be asking yourself!!!
well, about me goddamnit, about me
LIST ONE: Things I've Realized Recently
1. my hair looks pretty damn good without a hat . . . it has a kind of 'i don't give a fuck
look' to it. And just imagine how cool it'll be when i dye it blue again!!!
2. exercise is not that bad, eating right is not so bad either. i eat just as much, just
not fatty ass foods all the time . . . i've already started to notice a difference,
physically and mentally
3. i will do everything i want to do in life, nothing will stop me, it may get me down, but
goddamnit, i'm tired of being scared, and i'm tired of regret
4. i only have a couple of friends, that's it. i may see some of you here and there, but
really aren't my friends. sad, isn't it?? most of you don't care at all, and that's
fine by me, cuz i don't either. my friends know who they are, mad props to 'em.
LIST TWO Things I Am Bad Ass At
1. talking shit, i'm so good at it, and i'm quick witted, not many people pull the wool over
this ol' boy, mutha fucka
2. i'm the zen master buddha bad ass at making kool aid, no shit fo rizzle.
3. elderscrolls III: morrowind . . . . my character would stomp your ass
4. diablo II . . . . my character would stomp your ass, go serge
5. realizing what horse's asses' people are before the rest of you do
LIST THREE Things and People I Can't Stand
1. People who talk shit about people just because they got burnt by them, even if them
getting burnt was their own goddamn fault for not listening.
2. Highschool kids who think they know everything.
3. Dead beat dads who have no responsiblity who really need to bring that shit on so i can
kick the fucking shit out of them.
4. the pope
5. george w. bush
6. john asscroft
7. dick cheney
8. martha stewart
9. MLB players union, cry baby assholes, just play ball you fuckers
10. derek jeter
11. jason giambi, sell out pussy
12. people who think soccer is better than baseball
13. jesus freaks
14. people who hate cats
15. people who hate frogs
16. people who hate geckoes
17. people who hate that aflack duck, that sombitch is cute and talented goddamn you
18. people who hate sideburns
19. people who REALLY love Phish, goddamn hippies
20. people who love nirvana but hate radiohead, you are blind you assholes
21. Cancer, and the way it always seems to kill good people
22. rapists
23. child molestors
24. racists
LIST FOUR Things and People i fucking love
1. ben folds, keep making the music that defines my life
2. the doods from coldplay, rock on wit your brit selves
3. the whole cast of six feet under, even that druggy guy and the crazy brother
4. my friends, you know who you be
5. my cat, yes, he is a person
6. my frogs
7. my gecko, even though he is a prick
8. eric hinske of the toronto bluejays, he looks like me in an odd way, and he plays my old
position, that rocks
9. all stand up comedians, bless you, you make my life worthwhile on friday nites on comedy
central
10. moonlit, starry nites where the clouds are drifting by only allowing glimpses of worlds
far away and magical
11. bats!!!!!!!!!!!! baseball and the flying ones
12. baseball!!!!
13. 2% milk and kool aid, not together though
14. my sister getting ready to make me an uncle *tear*
15. feeling really good about things, and my future . . . . .
ok, i'm done
i do love making lists, almost as much as i hate pissing mother fuckers off
ahhh, life is good
chris
the batman
zen master buddha bad ass of kool aid procuring <--- not my middle earth dwarf name
well, about me goddamnit, about me
LIST ONE: Things I've Realized Recently
1. my hair looks pretty damn good without a hat . . . it has a kind of 'i don't give a fuck
look' to it. And just imagine how cool it'll be when i dye it blue again!!!
2. exercise is not that bad, eating right is not so bad either. i eat just as much, just
not fatty ass foods all the time . . . i've already started to notice a difference,
physically and mentally
3. i will do everything i want to do in life, nothing will stop me, it may get me down, but
goddamnit, i'm tired of being scared, and i'm tired of regret
4. i only have a couple of friends, that's it. i may see some of you here and there, but
really aren't my friends. sad, isn't it?? most of you don't care at all, and that's
fine by me, cuz i don't either. my friends know who they are, mad props to 'em.
LIST TWO Things I Am Bad Ass At
1. talking shit, i'm so good at it, and i'm quick witted, not many people pull the wool over
this ol' boy, mutha fucka
2. i'm the zen master buddha bad ass at making kool aid, no shit fo rizzle.
3. elderscrolls III: morrowind . . . . my character would stomp your ass
4. diablo II . . . . my character would stomp your ass, go serge
5. realizing what horse's asses' people are before the rest of you do
LIST THREE Things and People I Can't Stand
1. People who talk shit about people just because they got burnt by them, even if them
getting burnt was their own goddamn fault for not listening.
2. Highschool kids who think they know everything.
3. Dead beat dads who have no responsiblity who really need to bring that shit on so i can
kick the fucking shit out of them.
4. the pope
5. george w. bush
6. john asscroft
7. dick cheney
8. martha stewart
9. MLB players union, cry baby assholes, just play ball you fuckers
10. derek jeter
11. jason giambi, sell out pussy
12. people who think soccer is better than baseball
13. jesus freaks
14. people who hate cats
15. people who hate frogs
16. people who hate geckoes
17. people who hate that aflack duck, that sombitch is cute and talented goddamn you
18. people who hate sideburns
19. people who REALLY love Phish, goddamn hippies
20. people who love nirvana but hate radiohead, you are blind you assholes
21. Cancer, and the way it always seems to kill good people
22. rapists
23. child molestors
24. racists
LIST FOUR Things and People i fucking love
1. ben folds, keep making the music that defines my life
2. the doods from coldplay, rock on wit your brit selves
3. the whole cast of six feet under, even that druggy guy and the crazy brother
4. my friends, you know who you be
5. my cat, yes, he is a person
6. my frogs
7. my gecko, even though he is a prick
8. eric hinske of the toronto bluejays, he looks like me in an odd way, and he plays my old
position, that rocks
9. all stand up comedians, bless you, you make my life worthwhile on friday nites on comedy
central
10. moonlit, starry nites where the clouds are drifting by only allowing glimpses of worlds
far away and magical
11. bats!!!!!!!!!!!! baseball and the flying ones
12. baseball!!!!
13. 2% milk and kool aid, not together though
14. my sister getting ready to make me an uncle *tear*
15. feeling really good about things, and my future . . . . .
ok, i'm done
i do love making lists, almost as much as i hate pissing mother fuckers off
ahhh, life is good
chris
the batman
zen master buddha bad ass of kool aid procuring <--- not my middle earth dwarf name