Last one I promise.
MOVED TO SOUTHAMPTON
DIDZ IS HERE
"Hi Southampton. Anna is a bad-ass! Keep thinking about beautiful Salisbury house sitting all beautiful and empty and cold and dark and alone. Loads of tears today and now"
"love dat southampton city accent
'ummagord, ee's lark a BEAR! uh-thaaay Noofunliiiinds?'"
"Just sed bye to the puppy doogs and am now at the newfie doogs house for the weekend yay noofoondloonds"
"just mopped myself into the lounge and my phone's in the car, how annoying"
"Woo week of shite is over! Woo discharged from the voice lady's clinic! Verdict: its reflux so stop being a fat knacker. She said 'your laughter has such a great tone. I bet your voice is lovely.' Which was nice. Then she gave me the number of the singing coach who does The Voice on telly or summink"
"The voice thingy on the nexus 4 is bloody marvelous I'm using it now lal lol lol it even understand lol lol lol lol lal lal lala lau haha benson get off me no no no you don't climb you naughty boy"
"what I need is two weeks of no cleaning wotsoever so I can establish whether the burning pain in my hips and lower back are just cleaning pains and not arthritis, fibromyalgia, osteonecrosis, cancer of the bone or aliens gestating in my pelvis"
"bailey and sidney
and their new puppy who is ADORABLE
the clumber spaniel called rupert i posted a pic of, i keep forgetting his name tho so it's just 'puppy'
or 'benedict clumberbatch'"
"puppy is killing a runner bean"
"PREPARING OVEN FRIES (i.e. laying them on a tray)
OUT OF NOWHERE, CAT LANDS ON OVEN FRIES"
"And I'm heading into go outdoors for my yearly winter splurge. After this I really MUST STOP SHOPPING. Moving to cheaper gaff was meant to be to pay for tax, not shoes and trees"
"Tell me that I'm didz
take me to the didz
spin my body didz
Heard it all bedidz
what have I bedidz
who are didz"
WATCH THE VIDEO WATCH THE VIDEO WATCH THE VIDEO IT IS ~*~*~*~*~*MY BAND~*~*~*~*~*~*~* SO WHEN I SHARE IT AGAIN WHEN THE EXCITEMENT DIES DOWN A LITTLE BIT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS TIME AND SOMEONE SAYS,
***OH, IS THIS YOUR BAND GEM***
LET ME PRE-EMPT THAT NOW BY SAYING YES IT'S MYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SO WATCH IT WATCH IT NOW RIGHT NOW
OH SHIT I LOVE HOW IT SAYS 'CRAP' IN THE URL I AM LOLLING SO HARD
DIDZ IS HERE
"Hi Southampton. Anna is a bad-ass! Keep thinking about beautiful Salisbury house sitting all beautiful and empty and cold and dark and alone. Loads of tears today and now"
"love dat southampton city accent
'ummagord, ee's lark a BEAR! uh-thaaay Noofunliiiinds?'"
"Just sed bye to the puppy doogs and am now at the newfie doogs house for the weekend yay noofoondloonds"
"just mopped myself into the lounge and my phone's in the car, how annoying"
"Woo week of shite is over! Woo discharged from the voice lady's clinic! Verdict: its reflux so stop being a fat knacker. She said 'your laughter has such a great tone. I bet your voice is lovely.' Which was nice. Then she gave me the number of the singing coach who does The Voice on telly or summink"
"The voice thingy on the nexus 4 is bloody marvelous I'm using it now lal lol lol it even understand lol lol lol lol lal lal lala lau haha benson get off me no no no you don't climb you naughty boy"
"what I need is two weeks of no cleaning wotsoever so I can establish whether the burning pain in my hips and lower back are just cleaning pains and not arthritis, fibromyalgia, osteonecrosis, cancer of the bone or aliens gestating in my pelvis"
"bailey and sidney
and their new puppy who is ADORABLE
the clumber spaniel called rupert i posted a pic of, i keep forgetting his name tho so it's just 'puppy'
or 'benedict clumberbatch'"
"puppy is killing a runner bean"
"PREPARING OVEN FRIES (i.e. laying them on a tray)
OUT OF NOWHERE, CAT LANDS ON OVEN FRIES"
"And I'm heading into go outdoors for my yearly winter splurge. After this I really MUST STOP SHOPPING. Moving to cheaper gaff was meant to be to pay for tax, not shoes and trees"
"Tell me that I'm didz
take me to the didz
spin my body didz
Heard it all bedidz
what have I bedidz
who are didz"
Click to viewWATCH THE VIDEO WATCH THE VIDEO WATCH THE VIDEO IT IS ~*~*~*~*~*MY BAND~*~*~*~*~*~*~* SO WHEN I SHARE IT AGAIN WHEN THE EXCITEMENT DIES DOWN A LITTLE BIT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS TIME AND SOMEONE SAYS,
***OH, IS THIS YOUR BAND GEM***
LET ME PRE-EMPT THAT NOW BY SAYING YES IT'S MYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SO WATCH IT WATCH IT NOW RIGHT NOW
OH SHIT I LOVE HOW IT SAYS 'CRAP' IN THE URL I AM LOLLING SO HARD