An ode to a collie flower to the tune of Matinee by Franz Ferdinand.

[thebarkside]

Come here and cuddle me, give me an emo-ectomy,
I've had a day of fail you see, I need to love my collieee,
Come here and cuddle me, even though you smell of wee,
I love your fuzzy face you see, I need to kiss my Didzy -
'cause he's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Yes he's miiiiiii-iiii-ine.