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Two things that are ridiculous on multiple levels:
'"Your singing and songwriting is really musical. When I was your age I was still messing around playing bad Dream Theatre covers" - Andy Judd, Garage Hymnal.' quote taken from a press release disguised as personal email for the band Daybreak, a 00's version of Martin Fawke's old Perfect Stranger band.
Levels of ridiculousness:
1. Mispelling Dream Theater
2. The lameness of Andy's copy, or that Daybreak couldn't find anything better?
3. It is apparently natural to go from liking prog metal to liking bad funk
"Now that you're in the public eye, you've got to be cautious, you can't just do what any normal person would do" - Jarryd Hayne, an eels player apologising for biting a woman's ear in a pub.
Levels of ridiculousness:
1. Apparently, it's OK for normal blokes to go around biting women's ears. Look out ladies, here I come!
2. Why is he speaking in the third person?
3. This is not an APOLOGY.
'"Your singing and songwriting is really musical. When I was your age I was still messing around playing bad Dream Theatre covers" - Andy Judd, Garage Hymnal.' quote taken from a press release disguised as personal email for the band Daybreak, a 00's version of Martin Fawke's old Perfect Stranger band.
Levels of ridiculousness:
1. Mispelling Dream Theater
2. The lameness of Andy's copy, or that Daybreak couldn't find anything better?
3. It is apparently natural to go from liking prog metal to liking bad funk
"Now that you're in the public eye, you've got to be cautious, you can't just do what any normal person would do" - Jarryd Hayne, an eels player apologising for biting a woman's ear in a pub.
Levels of ridiculousness:
1. Apparently, it's OK for normal blokes to go around biting women's ears. Look out ladies, here I come!
2. Why is he speaking in the third person?
3. This is not an APOLOGY.