Singing the praises

May 19, 2004 19:13

Well JP and my product testing didn't go so well last night. First off we decided to test the absorbancy of a Maxi Pad by pouring beer on it. We were not impressed by the fluid capacity of one of those things. Next I took it upon myself to try an EPT home pregnancy test, I guess those things are powered on particles of subatomic estrigen. Needless to say I didn't have it in me to acquire untainted results. Also I tried to read a copy of Cosmo cover to cover but, the mindlessness of the articles started to make me dumber than I already was. Our conclusions were unanimous, the only way being female wouldn't suck is if you were born into it. I personnaly just don't have the grit or moxy for it.
I have no idea why people have such a problem with Blind Melon. Okay so the guy did have some issues, so what did he do OD'd. Is that my problem, no all I know is that they did some pretty kick ass songs. So what if the poor bastard couldn't handle fame. Until next time true believers...

PORK"Triumph"CHOP out

Quote of the day:"I don't feel the sun's coming out today, no its staying in gonna find a better way..." Blind Melon,"Change"
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