Happy Birthday Little Jessie!
So Jessica is now officially a teenager because she had her parrrrty. Things went so smoothly I couldn't have planned it better. I'm glad I worked it instead of partied with them, because I made 100 bucks for only 3 tables - not too shabby. This whole posting is going to be about how Jack Osbourne's look alike is crazy. Mel, you're the only one who reads this so just THINK about who I'm talking about. And if Jack Osboure's female look alike isn't a big enough hint, I'll see you around the kitchen and we'll talk haha. Someone's cruisin for a bruisin (gotta love a little Grease every now and then) So now I'm watching the movie awards that I missed because I had better things to do, finally I can see them. I'm so in love with all of Hollywood - I want a celebrity, ANY celebrity to marry me and whisk me away from this place. If any celebrity ever reads this - I love you.Call me. And that's it for now!!!