I love New York!

[thebabyone]

Okay. So my mom is like never home when I come home, but today not only is she home, but she's holding a copy of The New York times. Personals section (which my mom actually reads that? Well, that's good to know)!

And she starts going off on me. "Bella Grace. How could you do this? Do you think this is a joke? Do you know how many freaks will be

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[pappybear]

Well apparently you've turned lesbian and are lusting after older women.

Am I surprised? Nothing surprises me anymore.

[thebabyone]

You can't believe everything you read, y'know.

[pappybear]

So Soylent Green isn't made out of people?

[thebabyone]

...y'know, I bet you wish I were lusting after old women.

[pappybear]

Sorry to disappoint you, kiddo, but no.

[thebabyone]

Well, I wouldn't get pregnant that way! No matter how tight my clothes were!

[pappybear]

Good point.

[thebabyone]

Sometimes you're absolutely impossible, you know that?

[pappybear]

Funny, that's why my ex-wife said too.

[thebabyone]

Oh, hush, I was kidding!

...mostly.

[pappybear]

You're making it hard to be a miserable grumpy old man.

[thebabyone]

I can't say that I feel bad about that!

Also, you're so not old.

[pappybear]

Oh stop it, you're making me blush.

I've monopolized enough of your time, kiddo. Go watch movies with Angela.

[thebabyone]

Awwwwww!