Zwölf [VOICE]

[theawesomeme]

[Prussia is very very drunk. much like his mun, so bear with me. and he's singing to the tune of this But half way through he's getting cut off]

My boyfriend is in trouble once again:
Got in a fight, got drunk on something nasty
I've had enough and I chased him away
And now I want a man like Fritz

One like Fritz, full of strength
One like Fritz, who won't be a drunk
One like Fritz, who wouldn't hurt me
One like Fritz, who won't run away!

I've seen him on the news last night
He was telling us that the world has come to crossroads
With one like him, it's easy to be home and out
And now I want a man like Fritz

One like Fritz, ful--

[SWITCHING TO TEXT AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Hungary is a bitch. She just wrapped ducktape around my head. I want to finish my song because Russia doesn't deserve his adoring public.