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[theaverageone]

I'm actually a time traveling, dimension-sliding, evil-battling... person. Or whatever. Shamisen's my magical sidekick, it's why I talk to him sometimes when I think no one's listening.

And if anyone sees Koizumi, tell him it's his turn to do the dishes and he's not getting out of it just by disappearing for a few hours, I'm on to him this time.

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[boredom_banned]

If that was true you'd be so much more attractive. But...you know...Kyon...you're too boring to do any of those things.

[theaverageone]

Why would I say it if it wasn't true?

Like she doesn't talk to the cat too sometimes...

[boredom_banned]

Because you can be weird sometimes...and everyone in the city is being weird today. It's just a curse day.

Anyway...you really do need to stop talking to Shami...it's awful strange to see you do that.

[theaverageone]

It's not weird to talk to pets, okay? It's therapeutic, or something. And I need therapy if anyone does.

Either I'm weird or I'm boring, which is it?

[boredom_banned]

And cranky...

So...we've been dating in secret? As if!

[theaverageone]

Look, I didn't mean to say it, okay? It just kind of came out.

[boredom_banned]

Someone's been having some weird dreams at night or something...must have been that huge fever you had when you were sick. Or are you having Florence Nightingale syndrome?

[theaverageone]

What's that supposed to mean?

[boredom_banned]

You know...the patient falls in love with the person taking care of them...

[theaverageone]

In this case wouldn't it be more like Stockholm Syndrome?

[boredom_banned]

NO! There are no hostages here! Everyone in the Brigade is here by choice!

[theaverageone]

I didn't mean the brigade, I meant how you made me come over when I was sick. Not that I'm not probably grateful, but...

[boredom_banned]

You were sick a long time! You would have inconvenienced me if I had to go back and forth like that all the time! That would have been inefficient!

[theaverageone]

Right, right.

...

So do you have any idea where Koizumi is? I'm not doing the dishes, I did them last night.

[boredom_banned]

Hmmm...nope. I haven't seen him.

[theaverageone]

I tried calling his cell but he didn't pick up. I guess he'll show up eventually.