30 sighs

[theaverageone]

I'm actually a time traveling, dimension-sliding, evil-battling... person. Or whatever. Shamisen's my magical sidekick, it's why I talk to him sometimes when I think no one's listening.

And if anyone sees Koizumi, tell him it's his turn to do the dishes and he's not getting out of it just by disappearing for a few hours, I'm on to him this time.

Comments

[concept_killer]

Well....you caught me by surprise.

[theaverageone]

Unexpected, I know.

[concept_killer]

You know what this means.

[theaverageone]

No, but you're probably going to tell me.

[concept_killer]

It means our mild friendship is based on lies. I don't know if I can accept this.

[theaverageone]

Well, I'm sure you can understand why I had to keep it secret.

[concept_killer]

Nope. I'm hurt and destroyed.

[theaverageone]

You're also picking on me, aren't you.

[concept_killer]

I am.

1/2

[theaverageone]

Probably a good thing I didn't include how long Haruhi and I have been secretly dating in there.

[theaverageone]

...Oops.

[concept_killer]

[theaverageone]

Shut up.