35 sighs [voice]

Dec 10, 2008 11:40

Looks like elves or something decorated this place overnight. Was any of this here yesterday? Well, whatever... I've given up on expecting this place to make sense.

(( Is out and about buying Christmas decorations, and does not realize the mistletoe's sinister plot and so is making no moves to avoid it. Torture him, you know you want to. ))

curses are fun times, ninja elvish decorators, ic, christmas

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 18:55:55 UTC
Do you even know what that is?

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 18:58:24 UTC
Of course I know what it is, why wouldn't I?

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:01:19 UTC
And it hasn't hit you yet?

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:03:34 UTC
It's mistletoe. What's it going to do, fall on my head?

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:04:30 UTC
Either you're dumb or you've never watched American dramas on TV.

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1/2 theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:06:40 UTC
Look, I know what mistletoe is, you're supposed to kiss if you get under it. But you can just not do it, it's not like it's...

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:07:03 UTC
...Please don't say what I think you're going to say.

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:07:34 UTC
I'm saying it.

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:09:18 UTC
Great. Just what I needed.

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:10:05 UTC
Come anywhere near the Opera House and I'll punch you.

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:11:23 UTC
Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you stayed away from me, too.

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:11:58 UTC
There's no worries there.

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:13:16 UTC
Hopefully I can get home without getting ambushed.

Although... oh, God. Home will be a problem.

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:15:00 UTC
You'll get to kiss your fake girlfriend. Big deal.

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theaverageone December 10 2008, 19:16:25 UTC
And then she'll probably punch me. Maybe I'll just figure out some way to avoid her the rest of the day.

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concept_killer December 10 2008, 19:17:57 UTC
Take it like a man and get what you want.

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