35 sighs [voice]

[theaverageone]

Looks like elves or something decorated this place overnight. Was any of this here yesterday? Well, whatever... I've given up on expecting this place to make sense.

(( Is out and about buying Christmas decorations, and does not realize the mistletoe's sinister plot and so is making no moves to avoid it. Torture him, you know you want to. ))

Comments

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[commoneresque]

Deity work.

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[theaverageone]

You know there's something wrong with the world when that's the most logical answer.

voice;

[commoneresque]

Yes, or a few things...why they had to have it growing all over the grocery store too though...

voice;

[theaverageone]

Yeah, I'm practically tripping over it down here, it's all over the stores.

voice;

[commoneresque]

And it's...not normal mistletoe.

voice;

[theaverageone]

Yeah, so Shiki told me. Why can't decorations ever just be decorations?

voice;

[commoneresque]

Because the deities are always bored.

[some sound of evasion going on here...]

Strangers shouldn't do that ever.

voice;

[theaverageone]

Normally I'd offer to lend a hand, but today that would probably just make things worse.

voice;

[commoneresque]

It's not necessary...the more people, the messier it's going to get.

I'm just going to try to take the shortest way back...

voice;

[theaverageone]

Good luck. Maybe back streets would have fewer people.

voice;

[commoneresque]

Heading in that direction already...thanks for the offer of help, though.

voice;

[theaverageone]

Let me know how it goes.