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Every day you see stupid ignorant people giving each other unprotected hugs. Hundreds of millions of people die every day because of hug related diseases. But it can be stopped. Troge-Hug is a skintight body suit you put on when you give some one a hug. Next time use Troge-Hug.
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Warning: Side affects include but are not limited to: Flamboyance, explosive flatulence, implosion, spontaneous combustion, attractions to steep cliffs, UFO abductions, low gas mileage, low land value, premature birth of the next Queen of England, low ACT scores, chaffing, itching, rashes, joint deterioration, herpes, hemorrhoids, anal seepage, hair loss, yeast infections, crabs the size of baseballs, increased risk of car accidents, loud children, dirty transmission, rust, tetanus, fever, cephalics, ninja attacks, radiation poisoning, bad singing, hard water, stained under-wear, gonorrhea, diarrhea, clogged toilets, delayed flights, destruction of Pompeii, tsunamis, hurricanes, typhoons, tornadoes, trailer parks, bad sitcoms, Grinches sealing christmas, black holes, unpredictable weather, super novas, rifts in the time space continuum , crossing the streams, license plate expiration, streaky windows, cavities, gangrene, particle acceleration, blindness, hairline fractures, spinal dislocation, cramps, bleeding, chipped nails, fading paint, high electric bills, muggings, shootings, car jackings, moles, mole people, sightings of bigfoot, elephantites, British accents, runny syrup, bad parties, burnt biscuits, bland coffee, rain on the planes of spain, deforestation, bad mojo, epilepsy, lactation, death of Elvis, attacks from Chuky, potholes, earthquakes, drought, famine, pestilence, termites, dry rot, flickering candles, possession/exorcism, leaky ceilings, invasion of Martians, another bad Starwars movie, bad radio reception, slow internet connection, suicidal thoughts, athletes foot, corns, bunions, amnesia, war, poverty, low frame rate, retina inflammation, ear wax, illegitimate children, dusty light bulbs, molting, inaccurate clocks, bed wetting, vertigo, vomiting, loss of circulation, insanity, delusions, goose-pimples, paranoia, pink eye, fleas, lice, quintuplets, missing the bus, getting thrown in front of a bus, evaporation, world war III, death, and unwillingness to buy this product.