Funny stuff
My art teacher Mr T, Boris Turner, was going over a sketch of a dude flexing his stuff, showing the human form and what not. He pointed out that the general shape of the form was a curved triangle. My friend, who is i do not doubt, as disturbingly interesting as Josh, argued that it was indeed an egg. They argued for a few minutes. Mr T went to his desk and pulled out an impressive sized pair of hedge trimmers. "Oh, you wanna rumble?" Adam said, picking up a heavy cast iron stool. "i can throw this stool at you faster then you can stab me." They were of course, kidding. My head was on my desk, tears of laughter streaming from my eyes.
On a side not, never eat low fat chocolate sugar cookies. At least not if their made by my cooking group... I could feel the wet being sucked from my brain. =/
Back to Adam, my interesting friend. He tells horrible stories of how he ruins kids childhood. He got into an argument with a seven year old and ended it with "your parents are getting a divorce". she went home in tears. They weren't really, but i dont doubt he scared her for life. He also talked about a song, apparently for children. It was talking about how the unicorns all died. They were sent out to collect all the animals for the arc, but there was no room for them, so they drowned. "I was so excited," he said, as the hopes and dreams of children are dashed. Yah, i bet hes alot like Josh used to be.
On a side not, never eat low fat chocolate sugar cookies. At least not if their made by my cooking group... I could feel the wet being sucked from my brain. =/
Back to Adam, my interesting friend. He tells horrible stories of how he ruins kids childhood. He got into an argument with a seven year old and ended it with "your parents are getting a divorce". she went home in tears. They weren't really, but i dont doubt he scared her for life. He also talked about a song, apparently for children. It was talking about how the unicorns all died. They were sent out to collect all the animals for the arc, but there was no room for them, so they drowned. "I was so excited," he said, as the hopes and dreams of children are dashed. Yah, i bet hes alot like Josh used to be.