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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave duckietoast a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Friday I put money in jesusrunner's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, 1stoopidfool (-5000 points). In January I gave evilglowie a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave twilight_rants a sponge bath (4,918 points).
Overall, I've been equally good and naughty (0 points). For Christmas I deserve anything I damn well want!
Sincerely,
theatricalized