It Couldn't Last...

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

I took a vacation, which was really more like a Mun-forced-retirement, but despite her best efforts I have returned…

And now, you should all tell me how wonderful I am…

No…

Really…you should. *grin* Because I’m the one, the only…

Hermes.

However, if you would like to not tell me how wonderful I, that's ok too. I need only remind a select few

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[ihavetostudy]

Hermes!

You're back!

*hugs*

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Indeed, Miss Witchy Lady.

I have, in fact, returned.

[21paths]

Really…you should. *grin* Because I’m the one, the only…

Hermes.

You mean, there have been pretenders to your throne?

Oh, and ok, you're wonderful?

...just for advance warning, what kind of smiting are we talking about here? Raining frogs and killing first borns or just that whole turning people to cats thing, like I heard about with this Doctor guy?

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Er...well, no. *blink* That wasn't really the point of the statement. It was more of a...*shakes head and shrugs*

Anyone, more to the point:

I don't turn people into cats. *pause* At least I don't think I did...Eh, I might have. Maybe...That's usually Loki's deal though. Me, I sort of make a business of it. You request a smite, and I do the smite, leave a business card and yeda yeda...

I blew up Anteros' car, um...there was the age reduction. That was one was popular. Hmmm, I might...

Oh, I did turn someone into a kitten. Does that count as cat things?

*shrugs* Oh, but I've killed and...never really rained frogs down. Sort of try to avoid the 'Been done' factor right there.

[21paths]

Kittens,car bombs, and age play. Wow, you sure sound like a busy god...can you juggle and can I have a card? *beams*

*enter the randomness of Corwin*

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

Well...I'm Hermes. God of Speed, busy comes with that and all..

And yes...I can juggle...

And *smirk* yes, you can have a card. *Produces a deck of various cards that could be hazardous to one's health.*

[lost_la_femme]

You've been conspicuous by your absence.

Not that I can really talk, my mun had this totally insane month and wasn't around either!

And I can't really say much about your 'wonderfulness' as you've never really given me much to think about either way. *g*

But of course it's wonderful to see you allowed back return.

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

...You want me to give you something to think about? Outside of the fact that I do not have red hair, and I will not be kidnapping you to my extra dimensional love bungalow thing...whatever anytime soon?

My dear, you break my heart...

You know you adore me, and love me. *kisses*

[lost_la_femme]

*hiding grin, trying for droll*

You mean you're not going to tell me your adore me and I'm the love of your life, and sweep me off my feet for a wonderful night of lust and love-making that's hard to believe ever happened??

Now who's breaking whose heart?

*laughs*

Actually, it's probably because you haven't done that I can say 'Of course I adore you!' *laughs again and kisses back*

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

*makes a Makes a mental note to kidnap Eve...and such.*

Eve...I'm truly heart broken. *Sniffle between kisses*

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

My Dearest Kit! *takes her hand and kisses it lightly* It was terrible. I was god-napped. It was truly, unbelievably fightening. I think I could possibly require much love and affection to recover.

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

But Kit, Darling...I need your love and affection. Come now...how long have we known each other now?

[nomanselizabth]

Well, we have only just met, but what I have seen so far I am delighted with.

Welcome back, I suppose, would be the proper thing to say.

[ex_msg_ina_b653]

*grin* My Dearest Woman, how you truly warm my Immortal heart.