Hall Life (Installment two)
Hehehe!
Ok so heres the d-low on hall-life. Things happen that are dirty...
1. Dylan attempting to drop his towel in front of me everytime he comes out of the shower.
2. Danny and Dylan attempting to moustache me at every opportunity.
3. Walks of shame.
4. Photos of people scoring other people.
5. Danny stealing my room keys and putting them into the guys shower while Mike was showering...
6. Me and Dylan's constant Barry White jokes about raunchy sex and "songs that are good sex songs" conversations.
7. Our Dungeon nicknames and general loud drunken whorey behaviour.
Things happen that are nice...
1. Like having an immediate family of about 15 people all your own age (your floor).
2. Having an extended family of about 380 people your own age.
3. Danny apologising for being a dickhead by buying me a huge king-size block of chocolate. (Dairy Milk bien sur!)
4. Having people to walk home from town with all the time :)
Things that are just plain silly...
1. Rupert losing a rock off to Tommy and then paying the consequences (Getting THE whoriest mullet I've ever seen)
2. Rupert agreeing to eat 44 little sachets of butter just to get $44...
3. Rupert in general (he is almost a mascot)
4. Chanting while down at the pub to show Studholme, Selwyn and Unicol whose boss.
So basically with hall life you've just got to take the good with the bad and love every moment of it. When you start to stress out because you are working (Study + Labs + Lectures + Tutes + Work at Speights) MORE THAN YOU ARE SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus you are HEALTH SCI (you ididot) its all ok coz you have the support of your mates 24/7.
Ok so heres the d-low on hall-life. Things happen that are dirty...
1. Dylan attempting to drop his towel in front of me everytime he comes out of the shower.
2. Danny and Dylan attempting to moustache me at every opportunity.
3. Walks of shame.
4. Photos of people scoring other people.
5. Danny stealing my room keys and putting them into the guys shower while Mike was showering...
6. Me and Dylan's constant Barry White jokes about raunchy sex and "songs that are good sex songs" conversations.
7. Our Dungeon nicknames and general loud drunken whorey behaviour.
Things happen that are nice...
1. Like having an immediate family of about 15 people all your own age (your floor).
2. Having an extended family of about 380 people your own age.
3. Danny apologising for being a dickhead by buying me a huge king-size block of chocolate. (Dairy Milk bien sur!)
4. Having people to walk home from town with all the time :)
Things that are just plain silly...
1. Rupert losing a rock off to Tommy and then paying the consequences (Getting THE whoriest mullet I've ever seen)
2. Rupert agreeing to eat 44 little sachets of butter just to get $44...
3. Rupert in general (he is almost a mascot)
4. Chanting while down at the pub to show Studholme, Selwyn and Unicol whose boss.
So basically with hall life you've just got to take the good with the bad and love every moment of it. When you start to stress out because you are working (Study + Labs + Lectures + Tutes + Work at Speights) MORE THAN YOU ARE SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus you are HEALTH SCI (you ididot) its all ok coz you have the support of your mates 24/7.