an encounter
my house has spiders in it. im pretty used to seeing them chilling out on walls/ceilings. im also pretty used to making my dad kill them for me, because i still hate them with a passion. they creep me out. so i wasnt surprised to see a spider chilling in the shower tonight in one of the corners. he was pretty tiny....not one of the freakishly huge ones that lives in my basement. so when i turned the water on he started crawling and i figured he was just gonna go hang out by the sink or something away from all the hot steam.
wrong. apparently mr spider wanted to build a web. in my shower. while i was in it.
oh yeah. screamed bloody murder and got mascara in my eyes. so now im blind and freaking out because this spider is dangling like eighteen inches away from me on an invisible string and its moving its legs and omg i was not happy. when he retreated back to the ceiling i grabbed an emptyish shampoo bottle (all the while flinging water in front of me to break the web string thing that i couldnt see, just so the spider wouldnt get me. im such a girl) and filled it with water so that if the spider came back id totally be ready to get it. well i turned around to fill the bottle with water from the showerhead and when i turned around the spider was back, flying down towards me at top speed. so naturally, being a girl, i screamed again and pretty much jumped out of the shower just in time to see the spider fall into the two inches of water in the bottom of the tub. and die.
yes, it was a kamikaze spider. that ruined my shower. because my drain is clogged so the water doesnt go down, so there was this little balled up spider-body swirling around my ankles. yeah not too fun.
in other news, gordon assigned 48 theses due tomorrow. i havent written any of them yet. but i have marked down the book i would use if i was going to write the theses. helloooo sixth and seventh period....
wrong. apparently mr spider wanted to build a web. in my shower. while i was in it.
oh yeah. screamed bloody murder and got mascara in my eyes. so now im blind and freaking out because this spider is dangling like eighteen inches away from me on an invisible string and its moving its legs and omg i was not happy. when he retreated back to the ceiling i grabbed an emptyish shampoo bottle (all the while flinging water in front of me to break the web string thing that i couldnt see, just so the spider wouldnt get me. im such a girl) and filled it with water so that if the spider came back id totally be ready to get it. well i turned around to fill the bottle with water from the showerhead and when i turned around the spider was back, flying down towards me at top speed. so naturally, being a girl, i screamed again and pretty much jumped out of the shower just in time to see the spider fall into the two inches of water in the bottom of the tub. and die.
yes, it was a kamikaze spider. that ruined my shower. because my drain is clogged so the water doesnt go down, so there was this little balled up spider-body swirling around my ankles. yeah not too fun.
in other news, gordon assigned 48 theses due tomorrow. i havent written any of them yet. but i have marked down the book i would use if i was going to write the theses. helloooo sixth and seventh period....