HIT PUREE

Jul 06, 2004 10:56

So my heart was like ripped out of my chest and thrown into a blender last night. And the guy didn't even do it on purpose. He told me that after his ex boyfriend broke his heart he is now going back to girls. And he also said that he could never love another guy besides that one anyway. That hurt so much. When he said that i just starred at the screen. Oh well....I should have known. Whatever life goes on. there are other fish in the aquifer. Maybe I need a new fishing pole because the only ones I am pulling out are losers!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If there's anyone you love this much on here or in real life, re-post this
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