To Whom It May Concern

[theatregnome]

To whichever Deity I have offended, I send my sincerest apologies. If you would be so kind as to make yourself know, I will make right what is owed to you, but please allow me the chance to remove this burden. I fear that ignorance of my offenses is my greatest error. Please forgive this one of her trespasses.
Your humble servant,
tg