"hey... if you have the tan of 620 (aka math terms, the tangent of 620 degrees) and you switch the 6 and the 2, you get tan of 260 which sounds like TALE OF TWO CITIES!"
-sal damico.

elena: are you even reading that book?
sal: ...no...

HONORABLE MENTION:

meagan: hey elle! theyre all the same!
elena: yeah.
(10 seconds later)
sal: *GASP* THEYRE ALL THE SAME

use contraceptives and Watch Out!