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Stolen from KKreft.
the idea is you take the first couple sentences from each first entry of each.. month... and copy & paste to make a year in review.
Jan. 1st, 2005
My resolutions..
(some ARE realistic)
1) loose 6 pounds (har har sara's fat)
2) pass english and chem
3) go to new york without having to lie about chaperones...(maybe)
4) eat healthier? (yea unrealistic)
Feb. 1st, 2005
my mom, yet again has alluded to the fact that i am not a skinny model and that i eat too much and that im taking in too many colories and blah blah blah...
March 1st, 2005
mr. steve called hospice for miss beth.
there is nothing else they can do.
April 2nd, 2005
last night was a "date" with sarah t *awww* it was fun, i got taco bell and 3 pairs of shoes so i was happy.
May 2nd, 2005 (this one makes me laugh becuase its about my trip from last summer)
I'm going to new york this summer for like 2 weeks, so freakin cool...all paid for!!! 2 broadway shows and the whole works...isnt that amazing!?? it is
June 1st, 2005 (haha, this was a joke)
god our yearbooks suck, i mean who ever the junior editor in cheif was was a real shit head...my god! i mean the numbers we NOT perfectly alligned on the table of contents page! and some of the reds didnt match! who would ever do that. if its that dip shit lauren im kicking her ass and making her give me 55 dollars back, the 5 extra for burning my cornias when i looked at that damn book.
July 2nd, 2005
Ocean City was...ok. idk maybe im not a huge beach person (I KNOW SHOOT ME IM FROM PA!!)
August 1st, 2005
UNGROUNDED!!
Sept. 3rd, 2005
so i babysat 6 kids last night....
wow. basically they watched some disney movie and i watched Napoleon Dynamite. then they were really loud for like ever. then i made 60 bucks. but i dont think ill ever do it again.
Oct. 2nd, 2005
Yo!
weekend was awesome
went to scranton (aka scrantin, right cait)
i love it there and want to go to college there
my cousins kick so much ass
wedding was so much fun
my counsins are funny drunk
Nov. 2nd, 2005
i feel like i dont update anymore
and my guess is that i dont...
Dec. 1st, 2005
Mrs. MacAfee, Bitches!!
So, i look at this and laugh...
main points from the year
(1) i am fat and my mother makes sure that i know
(2) Ms. Beth
(3) My trip (hahahahahahaha)
(4) i dont like kids
(5) when im excited i type in LARGE ALL CAPS PURPLE LETTERS!
im going to NYC tomorrow to see THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
SO EXCITED!!!!!