Everyone. Meet Mallary, my roommate. Because she's in the same room as me and we're joking, I'm doing one just for fun.
A: The secret's out. Mallary, Mallary, Mallary, YOU SMELL. And you snore. And you have way too much sensitivity to light and sound while you're asleep. And you are definitely WAY TOO CLEAN. And may I mention I hate all Republicans? Watch out in your sleep... now you know.
B: When I first saw your name on paper, I thought, "Oh dear lord, 'Snodgrass'? She sounds like one of those intellectual geek snobs." Wrong. Then I heard you were Steven's friend- "Hmmm... means she's crazy." ... Mostly wrong. And then I met you. "She has curly hair." Okay, I got nothing there to refute. In any case, I think I lucked out on roommates. Despite your complete inefficiency with computers, at least we like the same general temperature range and share some of the same viewpoints on guys. And we both love coffee, though you more so, since you had Spiderhaus and such, which is awesome. Don't actually get in a car accident, or I might have to get a new roommate!!!
C: Knowing you were Steven's friend, I came to an instant conclusion about you which turned out to be mainly right. Likes pink, music, and boys. Like LL Cool J. I think you're a lot like me- overly zealous about drama sometimes, especially when it comes to Jesse and Adam. Of course, it's not very noticable because you and I basically equal the drama of the other. You don't really lead guys on much, but you stall to the extent where they think they have a chance, in the case of Adam, and that's rather sad. I was so afraid I'd get a roommate who was clingy- morbidly- and so I'm glad we each have almost completely separate lives.
A: The secret's out. Mallary, Mallary, Mallary, YOU SMELL. And you snore. And you have way too much sensitivity to light and sound while you're asleep. And you are definitely WAY TOO CLEAN. And may I mention I hate all Republicans? Watch out in your sleep... now you know.
B: When I first saw your name on paper, I thought, "Oh dear lord, 'Snodgrass'? She sounds like one of those intellectual geek snobs." Wrong. Then I heard you were Steven's friend- "Hmmm... means she's crazy." ... Mostly wrong. And then I met you. "She has curly hair." Okay, I got nothing there to refute. In any case, I think I lucked out on roommates. Despite your complete inefficiency with computers, at least we like the same general temperature range and share some of the same viewpoints on guys. And we both love coffee, though you more so, since you had Spiderhaus and such, which is awesome. Don't actually get in a car accident, or I might have to get a new roommate!!!
C: Knowing you were Steven's friend, I came to an instant conclusion about you which turned out to be mainly right. Likes pink, music, and boys. Like LL Cool J. I think you're a lot like me- overly zealous about drama sometimes, especially when it comes to Jesse and Adam. Of course, it's not very noticable because you and I basically equal the drama of the other. You don't really lead guys on much, but you stall to the extent where they think they have a chance, in the case of Adam, and that's rather sad. I was so afraid I'd get a roommate who was clingy- morbidly- and so I'm glad we each have almost completely separate lives.
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