Call on Mallory
Call on Mallory (Sung to the Opening number of HEllo DOlly! "Call on Dolly"
Call on Mallory
If you need a friend who'll help you come out of the closet
or your sister hates you for being gay
She'll come through and save you
so befriend her now! Don't delay!
Call on Mallory!
If your gay and really need a friend.
Call on Mallory
If you need a man and you can't find one
and find your feeling awfully sad and droopy
she'll take you clubbing, find a boy
thats hott for your loving!
Call on Mallory
IF your gay and really need a hag.
haha. That was excellent. thank you.
Someone said to me once "Ya know, being a fag hag isn't something you should be proud of." And I said why the hell not? I mean, ok...so all of my male friends are gay. I barely have any female friends because I pretty much hate girls and the female friends I DO have are few, far between and wonderful. But why should I not be proud of my boys? Gay men give the utmost love and affection to me. It's like, having a boyfriend that you don't have sex with. And then if I have an actual boyfriend that isn't as affectionate or loving to me, thats ok, I'll just use him for the physical and get my love and affection from a gay man. Gay men make my life worth living, they make it interesting, thrilling, and there isn't such petty drama shit that goes on with girls. I love my life, and I am proud to be the gay communities Hag. I mean, everytime I meet a new gay guy, who wouldn't love hearing "Oh my god you are Sensational"
I'm telling you, being me, being this way, I wouldn't change it for a bit. I love my life, and every single person in it. And I wouldn't changed that for a second.
Anyways, life has been pretty good...I miss all my friends from school, but livin it up here in the BUrgh is pretty decent right now. I can't complain. Working 5 days a week, Babes in Arms....I'm pretty content. I'll be happy when I'm living on my own again at school, but you know...It's fun.
I'm SO Crushing on someone right now. AHHHHH. crushes are the best ever....and I don't even want this to go anywhere. I just like having a crush. I dont' desire to complicate it or make my life difficult by trying to date him. I'm just going to crush on him from a far. haha. yes.
Call on Mallory
If you need a friend who'll help you come out of the closet
or your sister hates you for being gay
She'll come through and save you
so befriend her now! Don't delay!
Call on Mallory!
If your gay and really need a friend.
Call on Mallory
If you need a man and you can't find one
and find your feeling awfully sad and droopy
she'll take you clubbing, find a boy
thats hott for your loving!
Call on Mallory
IF your gay and really need a hag.
haha. That was excellent. thank you.
Someone said to me once "Ya know, being a fag hag isn't something you should be proud of." And I said why the hell not? I mean, ok...so all of my male friends are gay. I barely have any female friends because I pretty much hate girls and the female friends I DO have are few, far between and wonderful. But why should I not be proud of my boys? Gay men give the utmost love and affection to me. It's like, having a boyfriend that you don't have sex with. And then if I have an actual boyfriend that isn't as affectionate or loving to me, thats ok, I'll just use him for the physical and get my love and affection from a gay man. Gay men make my life worth living, they make it interesting, thrilling, and there isn't such petty drama shit that goes on with girls. I love my life, and I am proud to be the gay communities Hag. I mean, everytime I meet a new gay guy, who wouldn't love hearing "Oh my god you are Sensational"
I'm telling you, being me, being this way, I wouldn't change it for a bit. I love my life, and every single person in it. And I wouldn't changed that for a second.
Anyways, life has been pretty good...I miss all my friends from school, but livin it up here in the BUrgh is pretty decent right now. I can't complain. Working 5 days a week, Babes in Arms....I'm pretty content. I'll be happy when I'm living on my own again at school, but you know...It's fun.
I'm SO Crushing on someone right now. AHHHHH. crushes are the best ever....and I don't even want this to go anywhere. I just like having a crush. I dont' desire to complicate it or make my life difficult by trying to date him. I'm just going to crush on him from a far. haha. yes.