Jajajaa!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, theasphaltqueen sent to me...
Twelve justin hawkins drumming
Eleven beatles piping
Ten circus a-leaping
Nine movies dancing
Eight vampires a-milking
Seven bauhaus a-swimming
Six jeevas a-sinking
Five ian cu-u-u-urtis
Four rozz williams
Three inkubus sukkubus
Two kaiser chiefs
...and a clamp in a buffy.