Guilty Pleasure

[theartichoke]

Okay, so I like Katy Perry, and here's why:

1. She has huge, terrifying eyeballs, and I think that's adorable.
2. She dresses like a homeless Barbie.
3. Both of her parents are preachers, who would grow up to produce the world's most infamous fake bisexual camera whore.
4. Her videos are always really ridiculous [I was going to embed one but EMI Records is a cock and won't let me]
5. She's Slutty Kelly Clarkson
6. Her acting is ridiculously hammy.
7. She doesn't mind making an ass of herself.
8. The guy she makes out with in her most recent video is "the hot kind of funny looking".  And not many other poptarts appreciate that.
9. She's a fake dyke, and I liked Tatu too.

And that's that.