"Fjord Torments The Fat Pony" (for Becky)
Another short for Becky.
*Fjord Von Bono--Bono's brother (younger by two years)--is tormenting Sir Fatsalot by standing in front of the window--just out of Sir Fatsalot's reach--eating doughnuts and staring at him*
Sir Fatsalot: Hey... Hey... Angry kid... How 'bout ya gimme one of those doughnuts.
Fjord: ... Nope. *eats another doughnut*
Sir Fatsalot: But... But... But... I want a doughnut...
Fjord: ... Tough. *eats another doughnut*
Sir Fatsalot: GIMME A MOTHER FUCKING DOUGHNUT!!!
Fjord: HAHA! No. *eats another doughnut*
*Meanwhile, Bono is sitting on the couch nearby, flipping through the TV stations, hating his life*
Bono: Give the fat pony a fucking doughnut.
Fjord: No.
Bono: Then go in the other room.
Fjord: No.
Bono: Why not?
Fjord: 'Cause I'm bored.
Sir Fatsalot: IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T GIMME THAT GOD DAMN, MOTHER FUCKING DOUGHNUT, I'M GONNA GO CRAZY!!!!!
Bono: Shut the hell up! I'm trying to watch Grey's Anatomy! Those hospital interns are the only people on television who are more miserable than I am! It makes me feel better about my shitty apartment, irritating family, the wife I don't love, and the overweight farm animals she's making me keep.
Fjord: NO DOUGHNUTS! MWAHAHA!
*Sir Fatsalot goes apeshit and busts through the window*
Sir Fatsalot: GRAAAHHH!!! DOUGHNUT!!!
Rainbow: YAY SIR FATSALOT!!!
*Fjord Von Bono--Bono's brother (younger by two years)--is tormenting Sir Fatsalot by standing in front of the window--just out of Sir Fatsalot's reach--eating doughnuts and staring at him*
Sir Fatsalot: Hey... Hey... Angry kid... How 'bout ya gimme one of those doughnuts.
Fjord: ... Nope. *eats another doughnut*
Sir Fatsalot: But... But... But... I want a doughnut...
Fjord: ... Tough. *eats another doughnut*
Sir Fatsalot: GIMME A MOTHER FUCKING DOUGHNUT!!!
Fjord: HAHA! No. *eats another doughnut*
*Meanwhile, Bono is sitting on the couch nearby, flipping through the TV stations, hating his life*
Bono: Give the fat pony a fucking doughnut.
Fjord: No.
Bono: Then go in the other room.
Fjord: No.
Bono: Why not?
Fjord: 'Cause I'm bored.
Sir Fatsalot: IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T GIMME THAT GOD DAMN, MOTHER FUCKING DOUGHNUT, I'M GONNA GO CRAZY!!!!!
Bono: Shut the hell up! I'm trying to watch Grey's Anatomy! Those hospital interns are the only people on television who are more miserable than I am! It makes me feel better about my shitty apartment, irritating family, the wife I don't love, and the overweight farm animals she's making me keep.
Fjord: NO DOUGHNUTS! MWAHAHA!
*Sir Fatsalot goes apeshit and busts through the window*
Sir Fatsalot: GRAAAHHH!!! DOUGHNUT!!!
Rainbow: YAY SIR FATSALOT!!!