Catia comitibus suis salutem querellamque.
Dear University Bookstore--
Thank you for introducing me to the wonderful world of perpetual laundry. Thanks to you, I have one more reason why I never want children. Oh, and I hate clothing hangers now, which is not something I ever thought I'd hate.
Can't wait to come in to work tomorrow,
Me
Dear UBS customers--
Banging on the credit card machine will not make your transaction go any faster. Trust me. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. Would you bang on your computer to make it go faster?
...okay, don't answer that.
Sick of telling people, "It's just slow,"
Me
Dear Seneca--
You rock.
Vale,
Me
Dear Plato--
You rock significantly less than Seneca. However, you rock much more than Socrates and Ion, so I guess that puts you somewhere in the middle.
Greeked-out,
Me
Dear grad school,
..........yeah. Never mind.
Not even ready to think about you,
Me
Dear GV classics alumni--
I miss you!!!! Come back and visit us soon! We've revived the Classics Potluck as incentive. :D
Not above offering bribes,
Me
Dear push-ups,
I hate you. You hurt. But not as much as cat's-arch push-ups.
Ow,
Me
Dear study abroad friends,
Just think, this time last year we were having class in the Forum! Whaaaaaa! *Cries* Hope you are all doing well!
Augustus!
Me
Dear Mir,
You were so talkative a few weeks ago! What happened? I can't write a novel without the main character, pal!
(Still) uninspired,
Me
Dear sketch pad,
Heh. Sorry.
Losing what little drawing skill I had,
Me
Dear sewing machine,
See letter to sketch pad.
Hoping you're not rusting,
Me
Dear Coldplay,
What the heck is a Roman cavalry choir? Can I have a recording please, because I have a feeling it'd be hilarious.
Can't wait to hear Agrippa and Augustus sing a duet,
Me
Thank you for introducing me to the wonderful world of perpetual laundry. Thanks to you, I have one more reason why I never want children. Oh, and I hate clothing hangers now, which is not something I ever thought I'd hate.
Can't wait to come in to work tomorrow,
Me
Dear UBS customers--
Banging on the credit card machine will not make your transaction go any faster. Trust me. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. Would you bang on your computer to make it go faster?
...okay, don't answer that.
Sick of telling people, "It's just slow,"
Me
Dear Seneca--
You rock.
Vale,
Me
Dear Plato--
You rock significantly less than Seneca. However, you rock much more than Socrates and Ion, so I guess that puts you somewhere in the middle.
Greeked-out,
Me
Dear grad school,
..........yeah. Never mind.
Not even ready to think about you,
Me
Dear GV classics alumni--
I miss you!!!! Come back and visit us soon! We've revived the Classics Potluck as incentive. :D
Not above offering bribes,
Me
Dear push-ups,
I hate you. You hurt. But not as much as cat's-arch push-ups.
Ow,
Me
Dear study abroad friends,
Just think, this time last year we were having class in the Forum! Whaaaaaa! *Cries* Hope you are all doing well!
Augustus!
Me
Dear Mir,
You were so talkative a few weeks ago! What happened? I can't write a novel without the main character, pal!
(Still) uninspired,
Me
Dear sketch pad,
Heh. Sorry.
Losing what little drawing skill I had,
Me
Dear sewing machine,
See letter to sketch pad.
Hoping you're not rusting,
Me
Dear Coldplay,
What the heck is a Roman cavalry choir? Can I have a recording please, because I have a feeling it'd be hilarious.
Can't wait to hear Agrippa and Augustus sing a duet,
Me