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Oct 01, 2004 18:33

Okay people, I apologize for spelling wrong. So, today was quite interesting. Daniel George Harvey, Mr. Robbins, and myself were skating the Jew temple, when all of a sudden a guy comes up to us on a bike and starts yelling at us for skating a Jew's worship place, and begins to inform us that a Jewish Defense League fined a couple of "kooks" for doing this in another town. I said to him in a look of confusion..."they have a Defense League?", and I laughed at him for that. Then I asked the man to describe what he meant by "kooks", which naturaly he meant kids that skate, and I told him that only kooks ride bikes. Then, the guy starts babbling on about how he's on the draft board, which is the thing that drafts people into the army or w/e, and he said that it's kids like us that are gonna end up in Iraq and will be the first ones to die and get sent home in body-bags. This man is what little kids nightmares are made of. Then a guy across the street opens a window and says to Crazy Man, "hey ____, so your gonna send them off huh?", and Crazy Man answers "yep _____, when they have a draft these three fellas are gonna be the first to go, they're gonna be shackled to the bus and taken away." Then I reply "SHACKLED!?, what is this, the Amistad!?", unknowingly there was an African American man across the street. But he was down wit it... Next, this absurd character turns to me,(your not gonna believe this), and says "What would you do if i fu**ed your grandmother in the ass and just left her there??". And, with my sense of humor and knowing how much of a wackjob this guy is, replied "I would laugh, then fu** you in the ass". And, without another word, he turned around and peddled off into the mist. What an amazing series of events lately. My car gets raped, we get a sesitive Jew on our ass, uhh... more stuff that I don't recall at the moment, oh and me and Daniel George Harvey are a two man band, with songs in the making, but we need people to play. So, if you or you know someone that plays bass, guitar, or sings, let us know.
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