Open On Sunday Drabble: Answer
"It's a simple question, Buffy," Angel says.
"Yeah. Two choices. Not exactly a brain teaser," Spike adds.
She stares. How can they know her, and not get it?
Oh, right. Testosterone. Even dead guys are full of it, and it is making her life miserable. Again.
"It's not just either or. It's both, just... differently."
"That's ridiculous," Angel said.
"Bollocks," Spike agreed.
"Look! I like Pepsi when I'm in the mood for something sweet and comforting. I like Coke when I want something drier and simpler. What's wrong with that?"
Both vampires made a derisive noise.
"S'not done," Spike grumbled.