WTF: Stolen out of boredom
I will marry Noel Fielding.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Guelph in our fabulous House.
We will have 2 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a Black Public transit.
I will spend my days as a Comedian, and live happily ever after.
Why are my results so good. I mean, not all my top choices, obviously, and I did throw some duds in, but I got really good ones all the same. The only things I would change ideally is Julian Barratt, no kids, Filmmaker. But I was certain I was going to get Rich Fulcher, 4 Kids, Toronto Shack, Rickshaw, Toe Nail Clipper, just to spite me for actually including those as options (though that could have been fun too.)
In other news: I could still be sleeping right now! But I woke up for some arbitrary and unknown reason! ARGH!
Read my Twitter for my sleep-poetry.
