Theology

Dec 25, 2008 11:09

It occurred to me that when Moses went up Mt. Sainai, the real one not the hospital, a problem bubbled up in the Jewish faith. Moses' brother whipped up a golden calf (Moobie) and started leading Jews away from a God that couldn't really be bothered to say "wait, wait, I'm writing ur laws."

Moses came down with the 10 commandments and threw them at the golden calf, thus beginning the Jewish tradition of throwing down two tablets at anything that bothers you and letting it dissolve. We do this after meals, mostly.

-Fanboy
Pro business idea: Alka-Seltzer tablets with the 10 commandments printed on them.
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