A reading from the Book of Life.

[theangstyteen]

And so he climbed to the top of the mountain. And when he reached the summit, he raised his fists into the air and he cried "Fuck it!" to the heavens.

Now clouds gathered, and the angry voice of God boomed, but he heardeth not for he had collapsed into the loving embrace of his bed.

And, oh, it was good.