Dream
Last night, I had a dream I was at some sort of conference in an outdoor auditorium. All the seats were filled, but despite all the people, I was the only one with access to armloads of noodles and stringy cheese to throw at people.
I was running around the aisles throwing noodles/stringy cheese at people who I felt deserved it---including, for whatever reason, Beyonce.
After hitting a very angry Beyonce with a face full of pasta, someone in the audience shouted out, "there is someone here even more evil than Beyonce!!"
...and then I knew, "Teddy Ruxpin!!!"
So I started chasing Teddy Ruxpin around the auditorium, trying, unsuccessfully, to hit him with noodles. I woke up right after exclaiming, "he's faster than the average bear!"