tastes like burning

[theamazingamber]

I bought some Herr's (best brand for chippies!) Salt & Vinegar potato chips a few days ago, and now I'm down to the last two handfuls at the bottom of the bag. One of the tiny chips at the bottom had a quarter-inch thick layer of the salt & vinegar seasoning pasted over the top of it. I dared myself to eat it, and, HO-LEE SHITE.

I never liked my esophagus anyway.