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Sep 12, 2008 23:03

On my way to Target (candy!!) this afternoon, I drove through a big-ass road puddle which caused my back tires to hydroplane ever so slightly (4 to 6 inches at most--just a little wiggle really). My heart, however, hydroplaned out of my chest cavity, through my ribcage, out of the car, over the median cutting through on-coming traffic until finally skidding over the edge of the bridge and plunging 30 feet into the river below.

It's a good thing I keep an extra one in my wallet---rumor has it, one needs a heart to live.
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