My Life is Dedicated To -
- anyone who has heard someone plot the murder of there wife at Ihop
- anyone who has been invited to someone they know through hot topic's weding
- anyone who wants CLOSER played at their own wedings
- anyone who refures to multiply wedings when speaking of their own
- anyone who has spent more then 100 hours at the mall
- anyone who knows what Snow Blowing is
- anyone who has hooked up with someone 5 years older
- while their wife watched
- and their proud of it
- anyone who has permident brain damage because getting dropped on head at a Manson Show
- and thinks it was worth it
- anyone who broke their finger
- by slamming it in the door of your friends car
- (friend you met on the internet)
- and then went to edgewood
- and duct taped it to their other fingers
- while they should be taking their Engish Finnal
- anyone who's been supended for licking their lips at their teacher
- and then dropped out
- for 3 days
- anyone who think that new mexican malls hours are fucking awkward
- and that the ones in Cali are so much better
- anyone whos ever been assulated by a he/she in a shitty car
- anyone whos taken a shower in a house that isn't yours
- in fact you don't know who's it is
- because the people their with they met on the internet
- anyone who thinks seeing Star Wars is more important then Sophmore Finnals
- anyone who's been chased by a bus for hitting it with a stick
- anyone who's beaten Jereth at the hiting eachother with sticks game
- and is proud
- anyone who seriously relates to Mall Rats
- (I mean it seriously ralates to their life)
- anyone who didn't have my space until about a month ago
- anyone who goes through convultions when they don't cheek their myspace
- anyone who puts there Kitten in their family Tree
- anyone who makes shitty coffee when they are tired
- and tells awesome stories about pigons
- even decomposing ones
- anyone who is better known as a 3 letter spanish word then their name
- and is proud
- anyone who makes a post like this